Kia ora! Bula vinaka! Hi! How are you doing? Care to tell me something good about your world right now?
It’s about -32° in Nelson right now (don’t worry, it only feels about -35°. Bigger number, warmer, right?). Who would have thought the South Island got colder than Northland in winter? I’m still in my shorts, which might explain why I like to mention how cold I feel more often round here.
Trousers are just so… formal. Sorry, trouser wearers.
Anyway, talking temperatures, here’s a throwback to a month ago in Fiji, when I was too hot wearing shorts. Eager to break off the shackles of the sanitised resort area of Denarau and meet some real locals, I crossed the bridge and walked the slender, dusty roads to Nadi.
You can watch (or skim through) what happened in that video I just crudely pasted up the top there, without explanation. Until now. Apologies about the sponsor off the top - I don’t have the mind or the nous to separate these things.
Stay warm where you are! And here’s to more vitamin D and less sub-Z1.
Dx
Rhyme only works in American English.


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